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Ten Thoughts to Ponder

Discussion in 'The Tea Room' started by Lynne, Jan 12, 2008.

  1. Lynne

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    Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008
    Number 10
    Life is sexually transmitted.

    Number 9
    Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

    Number 8
    Men have two emotions:
    Hungry and Horny.
    If you see him without an erection, Make him a sandwich.

    Number 7
    Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
    Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

    Number 6
    Some people are like a Slinky. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smilem when you shove them down the stairs.

    Number 5
    Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday. Lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

    Number 4
    All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

    Number 3
    Why does a slight tax increase cost you £200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you £30.00?

    Number 2
    In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

    And The Number 1 Thought For 2008:
    We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in the UK but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.
    Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
     
  2. Starmist

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    I'm gonna copy this and send it to a few friends. Profound, very profound!
     
  3. Greensleeves

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    My favourite is number 5. I live next door to one!
     
  4. Trishee

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    I loved this lynne!!!!!!

    Hey Greensleeves... do you play wow?